DDC TCB has a rough day!!

The following was a text that Jacob sent out yesterday during a DDC-TCB outing. They went to the Children's Museum and then came to my school for lunch. After lunch they headed to HEB for a little grocery shopping.

Have ya ever been walking up to the register at the grocery store with a basket
full of groceries and one of your children throw up enough to fill a milk jug?
If so did the other child with you start playing and smearing it everywhere?
Have you ever steered 2 grocery baskets at the same time? If so have you ever
steered them into the bathroom together so you could do a basket switch after
clean up was done. After the switch did you realize that you had throw up all
over you also. Did you have a change of clothes in your diaper bag like you did
for the kids? If you didn't did you check out at the register wearing a ball cap,
underwear, tube socks, tennis shoes, and a diaper bag on your back? Just
wondering.